Freeman's Mind： Episode 13-BO686RdEthk.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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I am going to get so drunk tonight.

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Like, way more than usual.

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[helicopter whirring, missiles whistling] YEAH!

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[helicopter whirring, missiles whistling] IT'S THE SURFACE!

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[explosion, machine gun fire] PARTY! P--

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[machine gun fire] Dammit! It's the Fun Police!

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I'M ON YOUR SIDE, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!

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HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!

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GODDAMN, YOU'RE STUPID!

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YOU'RE LIKE A BUNCH OF LEMMINGS WITH MACHINE GUNS!

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[explosions] DO I LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN?!

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AM I GREEN?!

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DO I HAVE TENTACLES COMING OUT OF ME?!

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GIVE ME THIS!

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AND THIS!

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Wait, is that a chopper?

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HEY, HEY, HEY!

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HHHHEEEELLLLP!

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HELP ME!

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[explosions] WHAT THE FUCK?!

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[explosions] WHY ARE WE BOMBING?!

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THERE'S NOBODY HERE!

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WHY ARE THE SOLDIERS BOMBING EACH OTHER?!

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IS THIS REAL?!

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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

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EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!

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[machine gun fire] AGH!

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

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WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME?!

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I'M AWESOME!

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ARE YOU ALL JEALOUS?!

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SHOOTING AT PEOPLE ISN'T VERY NICE!

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GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!

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OR AT LEAST, STAND STILL!

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[missiles whistling, explosions]

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[missiles whistling] Oh God, more bombs, more bombs, more bombs...

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[explosions] QUIT RAINING ON MY PARADE!

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[explosions] THIS IS BULLSHIT!

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THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A SECURITY DEPARTMENT!

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[machine gun fire] AGH!

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TO PREVENT THINGS LIKE THIS FROM HAPPENING!

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[missiles whistling] SOMEBODY'S NOT DOING THEIR JOB!

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[explosions] Ehhh...

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[explosions] THIS IS THE WORST RESCUE OPERATION IN HISTORY!

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I'M REPORTING ALL OF YOU!

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I'LL COME BACK AND GET YOUR NAMES ONCE THE BOMBING'S OVER!

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[missiles whistling, explosions] Climbfastclimbfastclimbfastclimbfast...

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[missiles whistling, explosions]

#5000:01:47,851→00:01:49,819

Okay, anyone following me this time?

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I'm ready.

#5200:01:51,029→00:01:52,000

I'm ready.

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No...

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All right.

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God, I'm back underground again!

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I COULD'VE BEEN OUT OF HERE!

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BUT, NO!

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The fucking Army or whatever is trying to kill me,

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and they're bombing the surface for no God damned reason!

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They don't even care if they hit their own troops!

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I-I just don't understand anything anymore.

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[missiles whistling, explosions] I just want to get out of here

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and let everybody else go crazy with each other on their own time.

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Not mine!

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What's this? "Vent Access"?

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Yeah, I don't know if I wanna--

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[explosion]

#6800:02:21,526→00:02:23,396

Well, that's nice. Now I have options.

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I can have death-from-above this way or death-from-above the other way.

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And there's another bug...

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Let's see... there he is!

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That's right, run! RUN!

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Dammit, this isn't working.

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See, this is why I needed that shotgun.

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It has good spread and stopping power.

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It's practically designed to kill roaches.

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Wow, what's the point of having an underground bunker

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if we can just blow a hole in the top?

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Oh, they're using steel grates here.

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Not those cheap-ass... aluminum ones I've been running into.

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Dammit, I don't even want to think about the irony of this.

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And how I'm trying to go back--

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How I'm trying to go back underground even though all I want is to get out of here.

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Well, actually, I want a lot of things, but number one on the list

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was getting out of here.

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But, now that we're blowing up the surface of the Earth, that changes my priorities.

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This must've been what H.G. Wells was talking about.

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Maybe half of humanity will go underground and start a new society--

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...careful....

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--and enslave the surface-dwellers.

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That's my destiny.

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Yeah. I'm a first-generation Morlock.

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I don't think I'll start cannibalizing people right away, though.

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I'll at least wait until the vending machines run out.

#9500:03:40,728→00:03:42,588

Man, somebody's laughing at me.

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Perfectly good shotgun ammo and I can't use it.

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I guess I can't complain. I have other guns, but can you really have too many?

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Wait a minute...

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That's that cargo hook I've swung on.

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I've been here before!

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[groans]

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All right, all right.

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Well, I'm just going to keep moving forward.

#10400:04:04,753→00:04:10,298

I'm not ready to believe this entire facility is a giant fucking Möbius strip.

#10500:04:10,298→00:04:12,840

Maybe I should become a tour guide after this.

#10600:04:12,840→00:04:15,250

I'm good at acting like I know where the hell I'm going.

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"Follow me."

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[headcrab squeals, bites] RAGH! STOP THAT!

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YOU CAN'T FOLLOW ME!

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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!

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THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!

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Where the hell did you come from, anyway?

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Oh...

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This must be the right way as opposed to my way.

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Y'know, the thing that bugs me about today

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is that I seem to be making all the right decisions

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but my situation has been getting really dangerous.

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I don't--

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HECU: I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of them fought back. This sucks.

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Yeah, I guess that's what happens when you shoot everyone on a rescue operation.

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But, not to worry, I'm a scientist and I'm armed like a secessionist.

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Hey, that rhymes.

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[machine gun fire] AGH! OKAY, FINE!

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[machine gun fire] I SHOULD'VE KNOWN

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[machine gun fire] YOU GUYS AREN'T INTO POETRY!

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I guess I can't completely blame you.

#12700:05:03,406→00:05:05,934

That wasn't a perfect rhyme; the syllable count was off.

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So, what's that make?

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Twelve... fifteen counts of self-defense with an automatic weapon?

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I'm losing count and I don't think the cops are going to buy that anymore.

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I'd better just keep quiet about this when I get out.

#13200:05:17,207→00:05:20,534

I'll have to fight my urges to brag about it when I get a new job.

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Have I been here, too?

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I don't know. This place starts looking the same after a while.

#13500:05:27,407→00:05:30,601

It's just some never-ending fantasy warehouse.

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No...

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I want some Cheetos.

#13800:05:36,033→00:05:38,333

All right, back in this snake hole.

#13900:05:38,333→00:05:42,638

This must've been what it was like for the Viet Cong, underground all the time,

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crawling around in cramped tunnels,

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American soldiers shooting at you,

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bugs...

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I can't believe it's evening already.

#14400:05:50,030→00:05:52,014

Is it Daylight Savings Time?

#14500:05:52,014→00:05:54,177

No, wait, that wouldn't affect the sky.

#14600:05:54,177→00:05:56,317

I hate Daylight Savings Time.

#14700:05:56,317→00:05:58,016

Uh, this way.

#14800:05:58,016→00:06:01,674

Daylight Savings Time is just another sanction employed by The Man

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to keep us down.

#15000:06:03,025→00:06:05,639

The Founding Fathers didn't have Daylight Savings Time

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and there's a reason for that.

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All right, this looks like a cafeteria,

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except we're serving up batteries and ammo.

#15400:06:13,747→00:06:14,701

That's weird.

#15500:06:16,307→00:06:18,688

I still don't know where I am.

#15600:06:18,688→00:06:21,744

Never thought I'd say this but I think I have enough bullets for now.

#15700:06:21,744→00:06:25,763

And it seems we have an airtight freezer with no way to open it from the other side.

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Kind of a bad omen.

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Not to say that anything has been encouraging about this day.

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[lock buzzes]

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And this door's locked.

#16200:06:33,614→00:06:35,631

Okay, fuck you too, room.

#16300:06:35,631→00:06:37,100

Back to my life as a mole.

#16400:06:37,589→00:06:39,290

You know, this might suck.

#16500:06:39,290→00:06:43,315

If they ever polygraphed me at another job and ask if I'm a mole at the company,

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I'll know what they mean, but at the same time,

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I know I'm going to hesitate or panic or something

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because I'll be thinking back to right now where I'm spending my whole day

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crawling underground in the dark

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and it'll trip up the polygraph.

#17100:06:55,328→00:06:56,200

I know it.

#17200:06:58,549→00:07:00,834

See, there's another vent. This isn't going to end.

#17300:07:02,164→00:07:03,434

Ah, there we go.

#17400:07:03,849→00:07:06,785

Y'know, that's not to say that I wouldn't be the other kind of mole, too,

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but nobody's made me any offers.

#17600:07:08,676→00:07:12,958

I would've sold out Black Mesa a long time ago if it meant I could retire early.

#17700:07:12,958→00:07:15,317

We have BIG trade secrets.

#17800:07:15,317→00:07:15,850

Oh, what the--

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SCIENTIST: Fascinating.

#18000:07:17,277→00:07:20,011

SCIENTIST: I never suspected such things could be. Oh...

#18100:07:20,011→00:07:22,528

It's those two zombies again!

#18200:07:22,528→00:07:25,069

I'm going around in circles!

#18300:07:25,069→00:07:26,568

Big circles!

#18400:07:26,568→00:07:27,848

This is pathetic.

#18500:07:27,848→00:07:30,270

Those two have gotten more done just standing there

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than I have running all over this facility leaving a trail of bodies.

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SCIENTIST: I predicted all of this, you know. All of it.

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This is horrible.

#18900:07:37,574→00:07:39,400

I'm just... gonna get out of here.

#19000:07:41,522→00:07:43,443

I wonder what Freud would've said about me

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about crawling in and out of all these ventilation shafts.

#19200:07:45,991→00:07:47,608

Nothing good, I bet.

#19300:07:47,608→00:07:50,742

Freud was kind of a nutbar, but you have to give him some props.

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He had the perfect angle.

#19500:07:52,382→00:07:54,734

He made all these theories you couldn't disprove.

#19600:07:55,859→00:07:56,267

C'mon!

#19700:07:58,810→00:08:00,569

But, yeah, he could say anything he wanted

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then claim you repressed the memories of what he was talking about.

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It's an unbeatable strategy.

#20000:08:07,395→00:08:08,367

C'mon, c'mon!

#20100:08:11,004→00:08:11,534

Oh.

#20200:08:12,229→00:08:14,938

Yeah, I wish I had a "theory" like that.

#20300:08:14,938→00:08:17,576

You can't get away with that kind of crap in physics.

#20400:08:17,576→00:08:20,667

You have to have serious math to back it up.

#20500:08:20,667→00:08:22,831

Well, except for the string theory crowd.

#20600:08:22,831→00:08:25,142

Those guys are a bunch of cultists.

#20700:08:25,142→00:08:27,767

I think Steve and Richard sacrificed goats.

#20800:08:27,767→00:08:30,186

That's why they never let me come to their cookouts.

#20900:08:30,186→00:08:32,000

They've called the cops on me before.

#21000:08:32,599→00:08:35,686

It's too bad I didn't know about all these ventilation shafts earlier.

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I could've used them to crawl around and

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scare the hell out of people in their offices.

#21300:08:39,635→00:08:42,267

Y'know, just whisper stuff when it's dark and quiet.

#21400:08:42,635→00:08:43,734

"I'm watching."

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Then I can spread some rumor about how some guy got killed there and it's haunted

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and maybe take the office for myself.

#21700:08:49,570→00:08:50,701

It would've been sweet.

#21800:08:51,989→00:08:52,901

Oh no...

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I give up.

#22000:08:57,525→00:08:59,400

Guess I'll just die here.